Smash the Faetriarchy: Goblins Unleashed Live

Just a bunch of goblins looking to muck up Queen Titania’s day!

What is this glorious malarkey?

Imagine the goblin city from The Labyrinth. Now imagine that you and your fellow gobkin were living your madcap, unsupervised, and chaotic existence without silly rules from the grand mucky-mucks of the so-called higher fey… until one little war with Oberon made Queen Titania move in and start issuing orders and decrees! Will you join the freedom fighting G.I.TS or give into the Queen’s thrall?

Welcome to “Smash the Faetriarchy!”, presented by Wilkins Coffee & Unseelie Chocolates. Each episode is recorded in front of a live studio audience at our chocolate shop in Eugene, OR!

Meet the Cast & Crew

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Dive into our upcoming live shows and recorded podcasts—an enchanting way to join the fun, connect with fellow fans, and explore Goblonia magic!

Goblin Gala Spectacular!

April 12, 2025

It’s a launch party! Join us in the chocolate shop for an evening of enchanting bellydancing from Luna Dance Troop, live music from Goblin Raqs (inlcuding Fen the rigger goblin), and sweet treats to celebrate the release of the first two episodes.

Episode 3 & 4 Recording

April 16 & 23, 2025

Live show at the chocolate shop!

Live at the Arcane Bazaar

June 6, 2025

Join us for a captivating special performance to kick off the first annual Arcane Bazaar in Eugene, OR.

Chocolate & Chaos

June 21, 2026

The cast and crew invade Goblin Market at Havenroot in Veneta, Oregon! Thrilling antics and live gameplay on the main stage Saturday afternoon during the annual Hordeswapple.

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The first two episodes will be available on streaming platforms near you on April 9, with new episodes dropping every two weeks after that.

The goblins meet their Hookjack, and Madame Gemuse Bouillon requires her first payment for use of the crew headquarters in the BrothL. A trip to the Shadows leads to an unexpected ally.

It’s a three-tiny-hat situation, as the goblins rescue a bird from the Ratha before he can sing. Snider becomes uncomfortably close to Këgalt and Gücz, and feathers fly.

Goblin Gaming Adventures in a Chocolate Wonderland

Find quick answers to your burning questions about our podcast, events, and more.

What is Smash the Faetriarchy all about?

It’s an actual-play Goblonia RPG video podcast recorded with a live studio audience in Eugene’s one-and-only fantasy chocolate shop. Special one-shot episodes are recorded at festivals and events!

When are new episodes released?

New episodes are generally released every other week.

Can I attend a live recording?

Absolutely! Check out our events page to request a seat at an upcoming live show or buy a ticket to a special showing!

How can I support the podcast?

Subscribe, shop our merch, and share with your friends to spread the goblin mayhem!